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Darby and Paul and I have such times together!

Darby is distinguished and busy most of the time, and keeps Paul in check. Paul is running and rolling all the time, and wags his tail in Darby’s face when he wants to have some excitement.

You can see their differences. Darby is a classical english gentleman, and would look dashing in a black top hat and a red bow tie. Paul would look dashing in maroon, I think, but he is not an english gentleman.

Sometimes Paul and Darby and I have picnics, or climb trees, or slide down slides, or chase the birds out of the bushes. At night before dinner, Darby and Paul usually have rumbles. They roll around and snap at each other, and I have to be head referee, although I join in or even start things going on occasion. Sometimes we have secret meetings, about what I cannot say.

Paul plays with his food at dinnertime and tosses it around in the air, but Darby musters through his stoically. Once Darby leapt off the porch roof in the wintertime and landed as if he had not just jumped 15 feet. Paul has never had an adventure as large as that one. Once Darby and Paul trapped a raccoon up the willow tree, and once they almost caught a black cat. Darby tries to catch sparks from sparklers, has very sharp eyes, so he is always the look out in various endeavors. They are wonderful explorers and are probably my best pals.

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Brand new babies!

Truly Scrumptious, the big goat in the picture, (of course) had her babies! Both are eensy weensy girls. They were born yesterday at 2:00 exactly, and were slimy and wet and gruesome looking. Truly cleaned them off, and it tasted disgusting, I’m sure, but that’s all she did. She has a strong dislike for them. To her, those babies are like pungent cheeses, that want to suck milk out of her udder. So, you see. Probably postpartum depression. (On Saturdays I’m a psychologist in the morning and a doctor at night. Too bad she didn’t have them on Saturday.) One of them is brown like Truly and the other is black with speckles. They are both girls. The brown one has a very high-pitched cry and could probably be an opera singer if she bulked up a little, and the black one has a very deep baritone. Right now they are boring, but soon they will get bigger and want to play!

This is patsy, below. She was born about 2 weeks ago, and was playing the day after birth! That’s very unusual, in case you’re an ignorant person. She is my favorite. She jumps very high, and runs very fast. She has very floppy ears.

Patsy!

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Poor dear!

This poor, lost, desolate, child was found by my grisly uncle whilst he was mowing hay yesterday. He gave her to Dad, because Phiota, one of our goats who thinks she’s a dog, just had a baby of her own. We gave her some of Phiota’s milk and put her in this old abandoned chicken pen we just found laying around. It’s rather spacious, so she was comfortable, but she was terribly frightened and kept crying, so I knelt by her cage and hummed the harry potter soundtrack. Dad called the DEC, and they got mad and told him to “Put her back at once! Do you hear me?“, so we dropped her off in the little wood next to the meadow where she had been originally found. I felt sorry to leave her. She’s so small and scared, and with such a long nose and soft ears! Dad went back and checked on her a while later, and she was gone, so we can only assume that her mother found her. I dreamt about her last night, frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers, wearing a pith helmet! This can be explained by my insatiable need for a pith helmet. It’s one of my largest hopes and dreams to go on an african safari with a pith helmet on my head, and wear one of those marvelous vests with all the pockets of varying sizes.

Au Revoir!

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Jacque Cousteau, world famous ocean explorer!

This is official and suspicious Jacque Cousteau. Of course, he is wonderful at sidelong glances. His glass vase sits next to my typewriter, and he seldom offers insight while I write, but he gives a lovely shimmer occasionally, so I think he approves of my stories.  I have only had him two days so far, and he is settling in nicely. He gets fed three taps of fish food every morning and two taps every night. He enjoys admiring his reflection on the side of his vase and listening to Mary Poppins.  I named him after world renowned oceanographer, Jacque Cousteau. I wish that goldfish could wear little red caps, but if I found one that would fit, how would I attach it to Jacque’s head? His ears are inside his brain!

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